Thursday, November 22, 2007

JOCKEY SHORTS COVERING LITTLE ANT AND DEC

Steve McClaren, eh? What was that all about? My granny could have told the FA FArts 18 months ago that Martin O’Neill was the man for the job – and she’s been dead 20 years. Bloody bozos. Why don’t they resign?

Anyway, I didn’t come here today to talk football. Another day perhaps.

Ready for another JOCKEY SHORT? (See entry for October 31.)

Now, can you believe this – there are still some people who watch I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.

I have a fabulous idea. People with nothing better to do than watch this inanity should be required to report to their nearest hospital the following morning and help with the cleaning – or join the queue for psychiatric attention. Either way, the nation’s health eventually improves.

It might even do for TV what the FA did for football. That’s right – get rid of Ant and Dec!

Talking about TV reality shows … there’s a book out right now that has some hilarious stuff on the subject.

It’s called, er, something like …. When It Comes To The Crunch. From Huck Books, I believe (www.huckbooks.co.uk).

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