Sunday, November 04, 2007

WAR AGAINST THE TAILGATERS

Well, well – I’ve been vindicated. Tailgaters have come second in a survey of pet hates. Beaten only by cold callers, according to a report in The Mirror yesterday.

Sorry, you got it wrong way round, guys and gals. It’s easier to get rid of cold callers. Just say, “I’m busy, let me call you back. What’s your number..?’

Or, ‘Just before you go any further – can I interest you in double glazing?’

Or, ‘The Lord told me you would ring. Have you heard the parable of the money-lender? No? Well …’

And besides, cold callers don’t kill.

Time for the advert – if tailgaters get you really riled, read my story of how I and some friends declared war on the bastards.

It’s a book called When It Comes To The Crunch. Go to www.huckbooks.co.uk or order it at a bookshop.

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