Saturday, December 29, 2007

HONOURS? WHAT A LOAD OF ...

The New Year Honours are a bit like Christmas – they get earlier every year. And if what we are led to believe is true, they are just as commercialised.

What an anachronism as we approach 2008. Sir? Dame? Am I to assume the former is good at jousting; the latter brilliant in panto?

OBE? CBE, MBE? In Memory of the British Empire? What a joke. When I get into power I shall institute the LOB.

No prizes for guessing what the B stands for.

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