Thursday, January 10, 2008

THE ONE TIME IT PAYS TO HAVE A BASTARD BOSS

Apparently this weekend is the one when most of us are skint after Christmas – because we get paid early in December and then go and waste it all on presents and good living.

The answer is to work for a bastard employer.

One of mine, before I became self-employed, always paid us on the last working day of the month. Even in December.

In the fortnight before Christmas he was called an effing bastard more times than Simon Cowell.

But afterwards most of us were solvent for at least a week longer than the rest of the country. The long drag that is January was almost bearable.

If only he’d realised what a service he’d done us … I’m sure the bastard would have paid us before Christmas.

*Is your boss a bastard? Let me know…

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