Now answer me this: If dog owners have to scoop the poop – quite rightly – why don’t horse owners?
There’s a riding school near us, and the huge shitting machines pass by several times a day, crapping over road, footpath, verge, anywhere they want.
Fine, if you’re a rhubarb grower – and you’re in the right place at the right time. Usually it soon gets squashed and spread over tarmac and grass waiting for innocent feet or wheels to go through it. No laughing matter if it’s your little child. Or if you’re a motorcyclist. Imagine getting injured skidding on a horseshit slick.
Mind you, it would take one hell of a bag to hold poop of the size I almost trod in yesterday. A wheelie bin bag would about do it.
I feel a patent coming on. Manufacturers, give me a ring …
* Before I go today…
Cheryl and Ashley Cole: who gives a flying fart!
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