Here’s a bonus blog for you today, to cheer you up after that last one …
Little tip for you chaps: want to know if your new girlfriend will turn out to be a domestic goddess or a slut? Just settle down in front of the TV for the night and wait for the Cillit Bang advert showing a mop wiping through a filthy kitchen floor.
If she says, ‘That’s powerful stuff’, she’s a slut.
If she says with some indignation, ‘How did they let the floor get like that in the first place?’ she’s your goddess.
This insight comes after half a lifetime living with a goddess, you understand.
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