Friday, May 02, 2008

BUFFOONS OF THE DAY

There’s been more than enough about the local elections on breakfast TV, so I won’t talk about politics.

But then again, what has David Cameron got to do with politics? He’s a public relations man, and not a very good one, at that (ask Norman Lamont and Michael Howard what his 'special advice' did for them). So God help us if the Old Etonian ever gets to power.

And God help London if buffoon Boris Johnson becomes Mayor when the vote is revealed tonight.

As for Gordon Brown ...

There, not a word about politics. Now for some serious stuff.

Word Of The Day: Penguin (Try to get it in every sentence. Phrase of the day might help.)

Phrase Of The Day: It was no higher, but certainly warmer, than a penguin’s chuff.

Quote Of The Day: ‘I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.’ – Woody Allen

Thought For The Day: Try to have more than one.

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