It takes some believing, but there are people who never read a newspaper or watch a TV news bulletin; unless it’s celebrity shit. So they probably haven’t got a clue about the cataclysmic events of the past few weeks.
They know that Cheryl Cole has been called a sex maniac by a former boyfriend. But they don’t know that the rest of us have been screwed by greedy bankers for so long that the world’s entire banking system came within an ace of collapse.
They know that the Beckhams’ housekeepers have been arrested on suspicion of theft after some of the golden couple’s clothes were spotted on ebay. But they don’t know that bank executives around the globe have been sacked for something very similar.
They know that Madonna and Guy Ritchie plan to divorce and no doubt redistribute their wealth. But they don’t know that we taxpayers were separated from £34billion of our money this week to bail out the banks in exchange for a few shares.
They know that Kelly Brook (pictured here) is absolutely stuck on England’s new rugby sensation Danny Cipriani. But they don’t know that the world loves Gordon Brown at the moment for leading the global rescue mission.
Sad, isn’t it … that the hopes of at least half the nation’s population have been dashed by a fly-half.
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