What a gent John Sergeant is. As he was saying to me the other day, after reading my blog on his Strictly Come Dancing appearances, ‘I think they’ve suffered enough, Jack. I’ll pull out and give that little rugby player a chance to win.’
I had to remind him that Jessie Wallace had already been voted off.
Ah, the power of the blog, eh?
I’ve also heard from Mr Sulu in the jungle. The helmsman of the USS Enterprise, who recently ‘married’ another man but didn’t invite Captain Kirk (some tiff over a joke involving a warp factor), sounded puzzled. He said: ‘Did you English people know that Esther Rantzen comes from another planet?’
Silly question. Of course we did.
I’m still waiting to hear back from my old mate Johnny Sparrow Depp – Deppie Baby as we call him down the pub – about whether he’s got time to sort out the pirate problem. His missus, the lovely Vanessa, told me he had been in contact with Barack Obama about it.
Barack Obama! I ask you. These celebs live in a dream world …
* Talking of dreams: Germany 1 England Reserves 2. No, I've just looked at the papers – it was real. And Fabio Capello is looking more like the real deal with every match. Halle-bloody-lujah!
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